O sexo e a cidade, perdão, inteligência

http://www.gnxp.com/blog/2007/04/intercourse-and-intelligence.php Meus amigos, isto é gravíssimo. Tendo em conta o que se passa nos EUA temos que tomar já medidas drásticas cá em Portugal. Eu proponho as seguintes:

• Arranjar subsídios e bolsas de estudo para cada rapariga que escolher uma escola de engenharia, e assim dar mais hipóteses a quem anda por lá mas tem pouca vida lá fora.
• Fornecer aulas gratuitas a todos os geeks sem vida, focadas em técnicas de socialização e engate.
• Pôr o Cristiano Ronaldo e a Marisa Cruz a fazerem anúncios em que lêem livros de Física Quântica e Matemática e realçam bem como adoram as pessoas inteligentes e cultas.
• Pôr óculos em todas as "cheerleaders" do Benfica e mudar o slogan de "as mulheres mais bonitas do mundo" para "as mulheres mais inteligentes do mundo".
• Colocar um "Quiz" nas embalagens de champô e de amaciador, mesmo por baixo da lista de ingredientes.
• Fazer uma pequena alteração ao argumento dos "Morangos com açúcar", em que os gajos que comem as gajas boas são os que tiram boas notas e não os que andam de skate o dia todo.

Com isto faremos um Portugal inteligente e acaba-se a crise.

Ferramentas para qualquer malfeitor informático :D

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